Teaching a man how to clean barnacles from a keel is an amazing useful talent, one any child should be fortunate to learn. Magochiro is our champion barnaclebully at present. String him under a keel, and he will bring back dinner enough for ten.

Michelle Franklin
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Cleaning barnacles from the bottom of a boat is an admirable talent, but not one that everyone should have. Barnacle bullies are trained to do this job because it provides an excellent source of food for their masters. Magochiro is the world’s best barnacle bully, and has brought back enough fish to feed ten men for a week.

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